Zhu Zhu Pets contain unsafe levels of antimony, a metal that causes heart and lung problems, say GoodGuide, a new consumer group. Zhu Zhu Pets maker Cepia LLC denies the allegations that Zhu Zhu Pets are unsafe, and have since disproved the rumor by providing prerelease lab tests.

Despite rumors, Zhu Zhu Pets are not being recalled. However, The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) will be running tests on Zhu Zhu Pets to ascertain that the toy is safe.

Pictures of Charla Nash's injuries after the chimp attack were released when Nash appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Charla Nash's injuries are so severe Nash wants a face transplant so she will "stop scaring people." Charla Nash currently wears a hat with a veil to cover her face.

Charla Nash lost both hands, eyes, and her lips and nose in the chimpanzee attack. Her face remains swollen and severely scarred.

You can see pictures of Charla Nash here. They are graphic, so please take caution.

Elizabeth Lambert is the New Mexico soccer player who was suspended, and later banned, from the New Mexico soccer team for foul play.

Elizabeth Lambert was caught on video attacking opponents during a New Mexico University soccer game. In one play, the New Mexico soccer player punched a girl in the back; in another, in the face. Elizabeth Lambert was banned after grabbing a girl's ponytail and yanking her to the ground.

The New Mexico soccer player has since been suspended indefinitely from New Mexico University's athletic facilities.

You can watch Elizabeth Lambert's video here:

The cop caught having sex with cows has had charges of animal cruelty dropped.

Robert Melia Jr. was convicted of sexually assaulting three girls. When police searched the former police officer's house, they found videos of the cop having sex with cows. When a judge viewed the videos of the cop having sex with cows, he claimed that while having sex with cows is morally wrong, the cows did not seem distressed as Robert Melia Jr. copulated with them.

Bestiality is legal in New Jersey.

A cop pulled a gun on a haunted house worker in Baltimore after being chased by a man dressed as Leatherface, the creature from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Sergeant Eric Janik was mildly drunk, and a bit scared when the haunted house worker, Mike Morrison, popped out of a corner with a fake chainsaw and began chasing him and his group of friends. Janik got so scared he drew his gun, pointing it at Mike Morrison's chest. Morrison promptly dropped the fake chainsaw and held his hands up in submission.

Eric Janik is face charges of reckless endangerment and assault.

Nice.

In a recent 15,000-person survey, the world's worst lovers were found to be Germans, whose greatest transgression in bed was being "too smelly." The British came in second for being too lazy in bed.

Americans placed fifth in the top 10 world's worst lovers list, notably for being too rough in bed. Well, there's one thing we can be proud of ;)

A Vampire wedding was held in Ohio for a couple that sought to hold a Halloween-themed wedding. While the Ohio groom was carried to the altar by a coffin, the preacher was dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th.

After vows were given, the preacher told the groom to bite his newly wed bride on the neck.

More here.

Objectum sexuality is a rare condition where the "sufferer" is sexually and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects. For 33-year-old Amy Wolfe, the 1001 Nachts, an 80-foot gondola ride, is the object of her affection.

Amy Wolfe admits that although she has been aware of her objectum sexuality and her attraction to the 1001 Nachts since she was 13-years-old, she has been afraid to "come out" because she knew people would ridicule her for her sexuality.

Amy Wolfe however, has described her love for the gondola ride as the type of love between a husband and a wife, and plans to marry the 1001 Nachts.

I wonder if the Christians will whip out the Bible and tell her she's going to Hell along with the homosexuals? Hmmm...

Keara Hess is the 12-year-old missing pregnant girl who is believed to have been kidnapped by her adoptive father, Matthew Hess.

Keara Hess, the 12-year-old pregnant girl from North Carolina was abducted alongside her sister, Serra. The two were abducted the same day that Matthew Hess told his wife that he would take the girls to school.

Obviously, Matthew is the baby daddy to Keara's baby, but out of fear of DNA tests, he's PROBABLY gone and killed the girls.

Maybe.

Thamail Morgan is an Arkansas football player that knelt at the 5-yard line during the last quarter of a football game to honor the victims of a tragic car accident in Cave City.

The Cave City tragedy occurred after a pep rally at the Cave City high school. A truck that had four football players in the truck bed veered off the road and flipped, killing one and seriously injuring another.

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park will be opening this coming spring, announced Universal Studios. Although Universal didn't want to release financial data regarding the Harry Potter park, analysts estimated Wizarding World to be worth roughly $246 million.

BUT WHO CARES!? THEY'RE OPENING A HARRY POTTER THEME PARK! YAY!

Even if I don't live in Orlando, where the 20-acre Wizarding World will join with Islands of Adventure, the thought that HOGWARTS is here in America, will perhaps be the greatest sensation EVER.

Not really. But seriously, I do love me some Harry Potter.

Well, if the King of Pop couldn't score the paparazzi any more bucks, his burial pictures have been released! Although Michael Jackson's burial was held at the Forest Lawn Memorial Park and the some 200-guests requested privacy from the media, they sure as hell didn't get it! Paparazzi are reported to have been standing at the fence with high-tech cameras with ridiculous zoom capabilities.

And thus, Michael Jackson's burial pictures were born. Click here to check 'em out.

Todd Duffee had a 7-second knockout on Tim Hague on his first UFC-102 match. At the beginning of the match, Duffee caught Hague with a left jab and that hit Tim in the jaw, laying him out just long enough for Todd to take the opportunity to land a couple more blows on him.

After the match, Todd Duffee commented that the 7-second knockout was "just an appetizer."

Check out the video here!

David Lee Metzler and Heidi Lynn Childs are the two Virginia Tech sophomores that were found shot to death at the Jefferson National Forest. The campground is a popular hangout spot for Virginia Tech students.

David Metzler's and Heidi Childs' deaths come just months after a student was beheaded at Virginia Tech's cafeteria.

Can we please shut this school down already?

Caster Semenya's gender testing shows that Caster's testosterone levels during her 800m race at the IAAF World Championships in Berlin were three times higher than the average woman.

However, the tests do not conclusively prove that Semenya is more male than female (at current, Semenya is considered intersex). Caster Semenya may very well have taken performance enhancing drugs, which do result in higher levels of testosterone.

I guess it's back to the drawing board.

'Megan wants a Millionaire' was cancelled from VH1 after Ryan Alexander Jenkins was arrested by police on murder charges. 'Megan wants a Millionaire' was a VH1 reality show about a gold-digging blond bitch looking for love... and a man with a couple million.

Unfortunately, the show was cancelled BEFORE Ryan Jenkins could get Megan alone in a dark room. But seriously, how freaking funny would it have been if Megan ended up picking Ryan and then got killed by him!? Did you know Ryan Alexander was one of the finalists, too?

HAHAHAHAHA.

Miley Cyrus was pole-dancing during her performance at the Teen Choice Awards. Cyrus was singing her song "Party in the USA" when the pole was deployed for Cyrus' inappropriate performance. Miley Cyrus' pole-dancing video has since been repeatedly removed at the request of Miley Cyrus' agent and organization that produces the Teen Choice Awards.

Miley Cyrus' pole-dancing was... absolutely awful, though pedophiles worldwide have been looking for Cyrus' pole-dancing video. Below is a critique on Cyrus' pole-dancing.

Beware.

Michael Jackson's deathbed photo has been released by a British source, who claims that the picture of MJ's room is real. America news sources are skeptical as to whether or not the picture of Michael Jackson's death bed is legit. In the photo, medical supplies and memorabilia are scattered on the bed.

Personally, I think the picture of Jackson's deathbed is a fake. I feel like if it was real, it would have come from a more reliable source. So um, nice try.

Applebee's and Weight Watchers are being sued for allegedly having entrees on their menus with deceiving calorie and fatty content. An Ohio woman is suing Applebee's and Weight Watchers after discovering that several "weight conscious" items on the Applebee's menu had double the fat or an additional 100-200 calories.

Applebee's and Weight Watchers decline the accusations, but I mean, how the heck do you defend yourself against that? If the Applebee's entree has more fat than is advertised, you're pretty screwed, right?

Clyde Persley won $39 million from California's Gold Lottery. Supposedly, Persley won the Lottery Gold twice, but as far as I've read, Clyde only won the lottery once.

Clyde Persley works three jobs in Santa Cruz, California to support his wife and four-year-old daughter. Clyde works as a candy-making machine operator, a limousine driver, and a waiter.

Clyde has to wait 4 to 6 weeks until he receives his first check for $16 million.

It's going to be one hell of a wait...